Last night I was talking to one of my favorite callers about pornos. He loves them and I am always on the look out for something good for him. As I have mentioned before I love the cheesy pornos with like a lame story line to go along with it. I think that way it is like watching a really dirty movie as opposed to people having sex.
Anyway, he asked me about the first time I ever saw a porno. I was alone at home for about an hour before my parents came home (I was living with my parents). My dad had this dresser drawer that had all these silly toys in it like a chinese finer trap, x-ray glasses, stuff like that. Well one day I wanted to play with one of the toys and found a dirty video in the back under some shirts. I decided I had to see what it was like.
I remember it was already like in the middle of the tape and there was a blonde woman sitting at her desk, talking on the phone complaining about something. She hung up, and called in her assistant. This really cute guy came in, and they started talking about something and they started to make out.
He took off his pants and started rubbing his penis against her. I had never seen one before. Then he put it inside of her and she started screaming. I freaked! I thought he was hurting her. I had no idea that is what sex was. I decided I never wanted to so that.
After watching the video a few more times after school (always making sure to rewind it back to where it began) I started to think maybe sex wasn't so bad.