One of the guys who calls our service we refer to as Missing Penis Boy. And as you will see by his pictures, it's no wonder why!
He has such a tiny, teenie, little weenie it's almost adorable! If he grows his pubes any longer it'll literally disappear!
And, it should come as no surprise, that when he calls up, he loves for the girls to see his tiny pee pee pics and make fun of him for having a small dick and never being able to satisfy a woman!
You'll see in the pics how it just disappears into his body!
This is for you Missing Penis Boy Al!
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Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Super Bowl 50 Promo!
January 4-8th - when you call in to do a
call, tell the dispatcher which 2 teams you think will be in the Super
Bowl.
Guess both teams correctly, and
you will get 10 free minutes to use the end of January
February 1-5th - when you call in for a
call, guess which team will win the Super Bowl and get 10 free mins to
use the end of February
Multiple people can win!
Winners will not be listed here, but will have their
time waiting for them in their accounts with us.
Saturday, December 19, 2015
Wanna Cum on My Face Erotica Part 2 - by Monika
It was
about another 10 minutes later before the rest of our group arrived. There were
22 total people in my living room, with 3 of them being women. I told everyone
that the only rule was that you needed to cum on me wherever they wanted. I
told them that they could cum as many times as they could. The more cum the
better I told them all.
I
stripped down completely naked and laid on a massage table that I had lying
around the house. The first 3 guys came over, looking a little nervous. They
dropped their pants and showed me their cocks. They were of pretty average size
and shape but I didn't care. All I wanted was their cum all over me.
It took
the first guy about 3 minutes before he came all over my wet pussy. The next
guy proceeded to cum on my tits, in which I took my middle finger to taste his
cum. The third guy, was stroking his cock nice and hard and I told him to blow
his load right in my mouth. He walked over and blew a nice big thick load in my
mouth. Some of it dribbled down my chin.
After the
first wave of guys came through and blew their loads all over me, I was getting
more and more excited for what was going to happen next. I knew that I wanted
one of the women to hover over me and squirt in my mouth and all over me.
Zoe was the
first chick who decided that she was going to squirt all over me. She stood on
the table and hovered over me. All i wanted to do was lick her pussy and help
her squirt all over me. She pulled out her toy to help her squirt and I was
licking her sweet bald pussy. I was getting so wet, she was getting so wet that
I knew it was only a matter of time before I had her sweet juices all over me
and in my mouth. I had two guys to my left, one to my right and one in between
my legs. I told them that I wanted them all to cum together. I grabbed the one
of the cocks to my right and the one to my left and started stroking them nice
and hard. One of them yelled I am about to cum and I said you all better cum
together. And just like that the first guy came on my pussy, the two on my left
side came on my tits and stomach. The guy to my right came on my tits and Zoe
squirting all in my mouth and chest. It was so hot being covered with so much
cum and having my face in Zoe's wet pussy.
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Student Teacher Fun Part 1 - by Arizona
And now
for today's kinky story.
I think
that at some point every person who went to school had a crush on one of their
teachers. I was no exception to the rule, the only difference about me was that
my crush was on a female teacher. I must have been a junior or senior in high
school and it in the middle of the semester in my science class when our
teacher said that he was going on a sabbatical to do some research work, so we
would be getting a new teacher for the rest of the year. It was a good thing he
was leaving because he was such a dick and a hardass.
So in
comes the new teacher Miss. Hoffman. She couldn't have been more than 24 or 25
and she was one of the hottest teacher that I have ever laid eyes on. She
looked like a mix between Kristen Bell & young Elisabeth Shue. As they said
in the movie Crazy, Stupid, Love, she was a perfect mix of hot and sexy.
Miss.
Hoffman was about 5'3, weighted not more than 115lb, a cute set of B cup tits
and what appeared to be a nice tight ass. Of course I noticed the ass since
that is my favorite part of the body. As she started to talk, I just couldn't
help myself and think about how much fun it would be to get her into bed and
just have an all night fuck fest. I was thinking to myself I wonder what kind
of bra and panties that she was wearing and then I started getting turned on
thinking maybe she isn't wearing any panties. Who knows maybe Miss. Hoffman is
naughty just like me.
For the
rest of the class I couldn't get the thought of her out of my head. I was
getting so wet and horny just thinking about licking her tight pussy and having
her finger my cunt. Before I knew it the bell for class rang, so I gathered my
things as fast and I could and ran out the door and into the bathroom to clean
up a little before my next class.
Stay tuned for more!
Saturday, December 12, 2015
Wanna Cum on My Face Erotica Part 1 - by Monika
So after work, I met with the 3 guys to go over my plan and just thinking about it I was getting turned on. So they all arrived roughly at the same time and I made sure that they all had a drink in them when they heard about the proposition I was about to offer them.
They all sat on the couch and I just came right out and said I want you to get your friends together because I want to have a bukkake gangbang. After I got the last word out, the room fell into utter silence. I am sure these guys were thinking to themselves did I just hear this right. Did she say that she wanted to do a bukkake gang bang?
Immediately they all said yes to my proposition then I dropped the bombshell and said that whoever gets the most guys to show up, I will fuck them. That just threw them over the edge. I knew their brains were working to see who they could get to show up and be apart of this fantasy. I told them that I wanted to do this on Saturday. That gave then 4 days to find all the guys they needed. I told them if they could get girls to squirt that would be awesome.
They all
left with their mission in hand and I told them that I would see them all on
Saturday.
Finally,
the day that I had been waiting for arrived. It was Saturday and I knew that in
a few hours, I was going to be covered in so much cum. I just could not contain
my excitement. I was walking around the house naked of course, with a huge
smile on my face and my pussy nice and wet. I took a nice long hot shower, did
my makeup and my hair. I wanted to make sure that I looked my best for the guys
and hopeful girls who were going to cum all over me.
5:00 came
and I was getting even more excited. I knew that at any minute, I was going to
have a house full of sexy men and women blowing their loads all over me. There
was a knock at the door and I ran to it with such eagerness and there were the
first group of people. There must have been 10 people standing there with looks
on their faces of "yeah I am about ready to cum all over this little
slut."
I told
everyone that we would wait until all of our participants arrived. I could tell
that some of these guys would not be lasting very long which is fine by me. The
faster I get the cum flowing on me, the more hornier and kinky I'll get.
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Spanking - By Paige
Spanking Part 1
I love
the idea of spanking. I like to be spanked but I love to be the spanker.
I like
getting spanked, but not to the point where I can not sit down or my ass is so
red that it is bruised. I like a firm slap against the ass, but I don't like
someone going hardcore on my ass. What gets me going on is having my little
slaves on cam spank their ass for me and do everything that I tell them to do.
These
guys are really into hardcore spanking. They want their ass to be bruised, red
and unable to sit down. They love to have toys and tools used on their asses to
make sure they get the end result that they are looking for. I sometimes an
amazed at how far that these guys will do.
I remember
that I had one guy on cam use a riding crop (tool used when riding a horse) and
spanked his has so hard that it actually started to bleed. The welts on his ass
were so red, that I had to make him stop before he did some serious damage. I
have to stop when I see blood because that is too extreme and I am not for
permanently hurting people. Whatever you do off cam to yourself is fine with
me, I just don't want to see you permanently damage yourself because you feel
that is what I want to see. I want to see you enjoy yourself and have fun, but
I don't want to see you bleed and cause yourself harm.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
First Timer Request - By Melrose
This was
the request that caught my eye this morning:
"
have a very silly and fun fantasy. You play the sweetest and nicest nurse ever
;) and I am your patient with a 3 foot cock and giant basketball sized
testicles. The nurse has to perform an exam where she points my cock in my own
face the entire time. She holds it up to my mouth and asks me to lick it
in certain ways. She even puts her other hand on the back of my head and
sweetly moves my face up and down on it. She does many things with it, and its
always aimed in my face in some way ;) it's a long sweet tease.
The
nurse has no idea I'm getting close to cumming until I tell her ;) The nurse is
just doing as the doctor asked. Even when I complain that I might be cumming,
the nurse still has to complete the exam and she asks me to try and hold it in
until the exam is over. I try really hard to hold it as the nurse so sweetly
supports me. But eventually, I start to cum and the nurse has no choice but to
keep it aimed at my own face. She makes sure every inch of my face is covered
in cum. She even opens each eye and aims the cum inside saying shes sorry but
she has to finish the exam. The nurse does whatever she pleases with the cum
all in my own face. Soon she feeds me big mouthfulls of my own cum and asks me
to swallow. I try to be the best patient I can and the nurse is so sweet,
trying to help me out all through the exam :)
This
is my crazy fantasy. I know, it's very specific, but that's what I want to try
;) Would you like to try it with me?"
I have
to say that this is the first time that I have ever seen this request come
across my email. I am always willing to try new things so I am waiting to hear
back from him if we are going to do this fantasy or not.
Monday, December 7, 2015
Bukkake - By Vicki
So after
I came watching that bukkake video, I had to think of a way to be able to do my
own bukkake type scenario. I sat in my bed naked, getting turned on trying to
figure out how to get this done. I was having a hard time trying to think about
organizing this when all I could do is think of having cocks blow their loads
all over me. I guess you can say that I am a cum slut.
As I am
sitting there, I was trying to figure out what guys that I knew that would have
no problem stroking their cocks over me and blowing their loads wherever they
wanted to. I came up with 3 names almost immediately, but then my mind went
blank because I was getting super wet again just thinking about making my own
bukkake. So needless to say, I slide my hand down my pussy and started playing
with my clit rubbing it nice and hard, just getting more and more turned on by
the thought of having so much cum all over me.
After I
came and cleaned up, of course I came the thought of having cum all over me was
just too much to handle and not orgasm. I just sat in bed trying my best to
figure out who to get to do this fantasy with me. I knew that the 3 names I
came up with was a good start, but that was not nearly enough for me to make
this fantasy the best. I thought about putting an ad our on craigslist but I
realized that I would get a bunch of freaks and most likely my ad would be
removed. Then it hit me like a cock across my face, I would ask these 3 guys who
I came up with and said invite your friends and tell them the more the merrier.
And to make I more of an incentive to these guys, I would tell them that
whoever got the most friends to show up, I would fuck them after the cum party.
Saturday, December 5, 2015
Tied and Blindefolded - by Brittany
When I am in the mood to be submissive, I love the idea of being tied up and blind folded. The thought of that gets me very aroused because I do not know what is going to happen to me next and I give full control over to my partner. They are able to do whatever they want to me and the thought of the unknown is very sexually pleasing to me. Having my hands tied together so that I can not stop or feel what is going on around me, heightens my pleasure. I love that I am not able to stop what is happening to me with my body, the only thing that I can use are words and that is the absolute best. This allows you to just enjoy what is happening to you and find out what your limits are and try new things. I find that when you see what is about to happen to you, there is a level of fear or there is no way that I am going to like this. But not being able to see what is going on makes you wonder what is about to happen and better yet will allow you to truly decide if you will like what is about to happen to you or not. You will actually give what is about to happen you a chance and will not have any preconceived notions.


Friday, December 4, 2015
Bored in the Car - By Nicole
Sometimes being in the car for so long makes me so bored, so I have to find ways to keep me from going crazy. While this happened a few years ago, it still gets me excited.
My ex boyfriend and I were moving for Dallas and had to travel drive all the way to Virginia. Talk about a long drive on that one. Well we made it about 6 hours from Dallas and I started to get antsy and slightly horny. I find that when I get bored, I get horny for some reason. So that means I get horny a lot :). So I went to my bf and said I'm bored and am getting horny so I am going to give you a blow job now.
When I told him that, we almost crashed because he immediately gave me that look of are you serious right now. SoI took my hands and started to move them toward his shorts. Good thing he wasn't wearing pants because that would have been too much work to get that cock out. So I put my left hand down his shorts and pulled out his cock. His cock was nice, it was about 6 inches and a nice girth. Wasn't too fat or too skinny. I moved my head over to his cock and as soon as my mouth wrapped around his cock, he left out this moan of ecstasy and said I can not believe this is happening right now.
I could tell he was trying his best to focus on driving, but we were swaying from side and side and I looked up and saw his closing his eyes. He was moaning a lot and I was getting wet myself, so I slide my hand down my panties and started to play with my clit. I was bobbing my head up and down on that cock and rubbing it with my left hand while I was still rubbing my clit with my right hand.
He started to moan out that he was going to cum.
Bet your wondering if I spit or swallow. Guess you'll find out next time.
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Sissy Neil - by Blair
I have a sissy named Neil, but of course, he's too much of a girl to be referred to as Neil anymore! And therefore, I call him/her Nina.
So Nina is 5'3, 130lbs and has a 3 1/2 inch dick (No wonder why he wants to be a girl, his dick is practically a clit already!)
Nina is very obedient and loves when her mommy takes her out and shows her off to her friends. (me being her mommy of course). And I love to take her out and dress her up and visit with my friends so they can laugh at her and make her do girlie things.
We love to dress her up from head to toe. Stockings, panties and bras, make up, sexy heels, dresses, skirts, blouses, everything a woman should wear!
And we love to teach her how to be a sissy girl. Eventually she will have surgery and become a woman full time and marry a man. She will have kids (even though she will adopt). And she will know what it's like to truly be a woman.
In the meantime, I'd like her to start on hormones to start the transformation process. I think with a frame like hers, we could definitely get her into a C cup. Even with a little surgery :P
She can maintain her clitty for now, because it is fun to have a sissy girl. But when we are ready to release her into the 'wild' and find a steady man, then she can have the surgery.
for now, it's fun fun fun for her and cock cock cock galore!
So Nina is 5'3, 130lbs and has a 3 1/2 inch dick (No wonder why he wants to be a girl, his dick is practically a clit already!)
Nina is very obedient and loves when her mommy takes her out and shows her off to her friends. (me being her mommy of course). And I love to take her out and dress her up and visit with my friends so they can laugh at her and make her do girlie things.
We love to dress her up from head to toe. Stockings, panties and bras, make up, sexy heels, dresses, skirts, blouses, everything a woman should wear!
And we love to teach her how to be a sissy girl. Eventually she will have surgery and become a woman full time and marry a man. She will have kids (even though she will adopt). And she will know what it's like to truly be a woman.
In the meantime, I'd like her to start on hormones to start the transformation process. I think with a frame like hers, we could definitely get her into a C cup. Even with a little surgery :P
She can maintain her clitty for now, because it is fun to have a sissy girl. But when we are ready to release her into the 'wild' and find a steady man, then she can have the surgery.
for now, it's fun fun fun for her and cock cock cock galore!
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