One of the guys who calls our service we refer to as Missing Penis Boy. And as you will see by his pictures, it's no wonder why!
He has such a tiny, teenie, little weenie it's almost adorable! If he grows his pubes any longer it'll literally disappear!
And, it should come as no surprise, that when he calls up, he loves for the girls to see his tiny pee pee pics and make fun of him for having a small dick and never being able to satisfy a woman!
You'll see in the pics how it just disappears into his body!
This is for you Missing Penis Boy Al!
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Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Super Bowl 50 Promo!
January 4-8th - when you call in to do a
call, tell the dispatcher which 2 teams you think will be in the Super
Bowl.
Guess both teams correctly, and
you will get 10 free minutes to use the end of January
February 1-5th - when you call in for a
call, guess which team will win the Super Bowl and get 10 free mins to
use the end of February
Multiple people can win!
Winners will not be listed here, but will have their
time waiting for them in their accounts with us.
Saturday, December 19, 2015
Wanna Cum on My Face Erotica Part 2 - by Monika
It was
about another 10 minutes later before the rest of our group arrived. There were
22 total people in my living room, with 3 of them being women. I told everyone
that the only rule was that you needed to cum on me wherever they wanted. I
told them that they could cum as many times as they could. The more cum the
better I told them all.
I
stripped down completely naked and laid on a massage table that I had lying
around the house. The first 3 guys came over, looking a little nervous. They
dropped their pants and showed me their cocks. They were of pretty average size
and shape but I didn't care. All I wanted was their cum all over me.
It took
the first guy about 3 minutes before he came all over my wet pussy. The next
guy proceeded to cum on my tits, in which I took my middle finger to taste his
cum. The third guy, was stroking his cock nice and hard and I told him to blow
his load right in my mouth. He walked over and blew a nice big thick load in my
mouth. Some of it dribbled down my chin.
After the
first wave of guys came through and blew their loads all over me, I was getting
more and more excited for what was going to happen next. I knew that I wanted
one of the women to hover over me and squirt in my mouth and all over me.
Zoe was the
first chick who decided that she was going to squirt all over me. She stood on
the table and hovered over me. All i wanted to do was lick her pussy and help
her squirt all over me. She pulled out her toy to help her squirt and I was
licking her sweet bald pussy. I was getting so wet, she was getting so wet that
I knew it was only a matter of time before I had her sweet juices all over me
and in my mouth. I had two guys to my left, one to my right and one in between
my legs. I told them that I wanted them all to cum together. I grabbed the one
of the cocks to my right and the one to my left and started stroking them nice
and hard. One of them yelled I am about to cum and I said you all better cum
together. And just like that the first guy came on my pussy, the two on my left
side came on my tits and stomach. The guy to my right came on my tits and Zoe
squirting all in my mouth and chest. It was so hot being covered with so much
cum and having my face in Zoe's wet pussy.
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Student Teacher Fun Part 1 - by Arizona
And now
for today's kinky story.
I think
that at some point every person who went to school had a crush on one of their
teachers. I was no exception to the rule, the only difference about me was that
my crush was on a female teacher. I must have been a junior or senior in high
school and it in the middle of the semester in my science class when our
teacher said that he was going on a sabbatical to do some research work, so we
would be getting a new teacher for the rest of the year. It was a good thing he
was leaving because he was such a dick and a hardass.
So in
comes the new teacher Miss. Hoffman. She couldn't have been more than 24 or 25
and she was one of the hottest teacher that I have ever laid eyes on. She
looked like a mix between Kristen Bell & young Elisabeth Shue. As they said
in the movie Crazy, Stupid, Love, she was a perfect mix of hot and sexy.
Miss.
Hoffman was about 5'3, weighted not more than 115lb, a cute set of B cup tits
and what appeared to be a nice tight ass. Of course I noticed the ass since
that is my favorite part of the body. As she started to talk, I just couldn't
help myself and think about how much fun it would be to get her into bed and
just have an all night fuck fest. I was thinking to myself I wonder what kind
of bra and panties that she was wearing and then I started getting turned on
thinking maybe she isn't wearing any panties. Who knows maybe Miss. Hoffman is
naughty just like me.
For the
rest of the class I couldn't get the thought of her out of my head. I was
getting so wet and horny just thinking about licking her tight pussy and having
her finger my cunt. Before I knew it the bell for class rang, so I gathered my
things as fast and I could and ran out the door and into the bathroom to clean
up a little before my next class.
Stay tuned for more!
Saturday, December 12, 2015
Wanna Cum on My Face Erotica Part 1 - by Monika
So after work, I met with the 3 guys to go over my plan and just thinking about it I was getting turned on. So they all arrived roughly at the same time and I made sure that they all had a drink in them when they heard about the proposition I was about to offer them.
They all sat on the couch and I just came right out and said I want you to get your friends together because I want to have a bukkake gangbang. After I got the last word out, the room fell into utter silence. I am sure these guys were thinking to themselves did I just hear this right. Did she say that she wanted to do a bukkake gang bang?
Immediately they all said yes to my proposition then I dropped the bombshell and said that whoever gets the most guys to show up, I will fuck them. That just threw them over the edge. I knew their brains were working to see who they could get to show up and be apart of this fantasy. I told them that I wanted to do this on Saturday. That gave then 4 days to find all the guys they needed. I told them if they could get girls to squirt that would be awesome.
They all
left with their mission in hand and I told them that I would see them all on
Saturday.
Finally,
the day that I had been waiting for arrived. It was Saturday and I knew that in
a few hours, I was going to be covered in so much cum. I just could not contain
my excitement. I was walking around the house naked of course, with a huge
smile on my face and my pussy nice and wet. I took a nice long hot shower, did
my makeup and my hair. I wanted to make sure that I looked my best for the guys
and hopeful girls who were going to cum all over me.
5:00 came
and I was getting even more excited. I knew that at any minute, I was going to
have a house full of sexy men and women blowing their loads all over me. There
was a knock at the door and I ran to it with such eagerness and there were the
first group of people. There must have been 10 people standing there with looks
on their faces of "yeah I am about ready to cum all over this little
slut."
I told
everyone that we would wait until all of our participants arrived. I could tell
that some of these guys would not be lasting very long which is fine by me. The
faster I get the cum flowing on me, the more hornier and kinky I'll get.
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Spanking - By Paige
Spanking Part 1
I love
the idea of spanking. I like to be spanked but I love to be the spanker.
I like
getting spanked, but not to the point where I can not sit down or my ass is so
red that it is bruised. I like a firm slap against the ass, but I don't like
someone going hardcore on my ass. What gets me going on is having my little
slaves on cam spank their ass for me and do everything that I tell them to do.
These
guys are really into hardcore spanking. They want their ass to be bruised, red
and unable to sit down. They love to have toys and tools used on their asses to
make sure they get the end result that they are looking for. I sometimes an
amazed at how far that these guys will do.
I remember
that I had one guy on cam use a riding crop (tool used when riding a horse) and
spanked his has so hard that it actually started to bleed. The welts on his ass
were so red, that I had to make him stop before he did some serious damage. I
have to stop when I see blood because that is too extreme and I am not for
permanently hurting people. Whatever you do off cam to yourself is fine with
me, I just don't want to see you permanently damage yourself because you feel
that is what I want to see. I want to see you enjoy yourself and have fun, but
I don't want to see you bleed and cause yourself harm.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
First Timer Request - By Melrose
This was
the request that caught my eye this morning:
"
have a very silly and fun fantasy. You play the sweetest and nicest nurse ever
;) and I am your patient with a 3 foot cock and giant basketball sized
testicles. The nurse has to perform an exam where she points my cock in my own
face the entire time. She holds it up to my mouth and asks me to lick it
in certain ways. She even puts her other hand on the back of my head and
sweetly moves my face up and down on it. She does many things with it, and its
always aimed in my face in some way ;) it's a long sweet tease.
The
nurse has no idea I'm getting close to cumming until I tell her ;) The nurse is
just doing as the doctor asked. Even when I complain that I might be cumming,
the nurse still has to complete the exam and she asks me to try and hold it in
until the exam is over. I try really hard to hold it as the nurse so sweetly
supports me. But eventually, I start to cum and the nurse has no choice but to
keep it aimed at my own face. She makes sure every inch of my face is covered
in cum. She even opens each eye and aims the cum inside saying shes sorry but
she has to finish the exam. The nurse does whatever she pleases with the cum
all in my own face. Soon she feeds me big mouthfulls of my own cum and asks me
to swallow. I try to be the best patient I can and the nurse is so sweet,
trying to help me out all through the exam :)
This
is my crazy fantasy. I know, it's very specific, but that's what I want to try
;) Would you like to try it with me?"
I have
to say that this is the first time that I have ever seen this request come
across my email. I am always willing to try new things so I am waiting to hear
back from him if we are going to do this fantasy or not.
Monday, December 7, 2015
Bukkake - By Vicki
So after
I came watching that bukkake video, I had to think of a way to be able to do my
own bukkake type scenario. I sat in my bed naked, getting turned on trying to
figure out how to get this done. I was having a hard time trying to think about
organizing this when all I could do is think of having cocks blow their loads
all over me. I guess you can say that I am a cum slut.
As I am
sitting there, I was trying to figure out what guys that I knew that would have
no problem stroking their cocks over me and blowing their loads wherever they
wanted to. I came up with 3 names almost immediately, but then my mind went
blank because I was getting super wet again just thinking about making my own
bukkake. So needless to say, I slide my hand down my pussy and started playing
with my clit rubbing it nice and hard, just getting more and more turned on by
the thought of having so much cum all over me.
After I
came and cleaned up, of course I came the thought of having cum all over me was
just too much to handle and not orgasm. I just sat in bed trying my best to
figure out who to get to do this fantasy with me. I knew that the 3 names I
came up with was a good start, but that was not nearly enough for me to make
this fantasy the best. I thought about putting an ad our on craigslist but I
realized that I would get a bunch of freaks and most likely my ad would be
removed. Then it hit me like a cock across my face, I would ask these 3 guys who
I came up with and said invite your friends and tell them the more the merrier.
And to make I more of an incentive to these guys, I would tell them that
whoever got the most friends to show up, I would fuck them after the cum party.
Saturday, December 5, 2015
Tied and Blindefolded - by Brittany
When I am in the mood to be submissive, I love the idea of being tied up and blind folded. The thought of that gets me very aroused because I do not know what is going to happen to me next and I give full control over to my partner. They are able to do whatever they want to me and the thought of the unknown is very sexually pleasing to me. Having my hands tied together so that I can not stop or feel what is going on around me, heightens my pleasure. I love that I am not able to stop what is happening to me with my body, the only thing that I can use are words and that is the absolute best. This allows you to just enjoy what is happening to you and find out what your limits are and try new things. I find that when you see what is about to happen to you, there is a level of fear or there is no way that I am going to like this. But not being able to see what is going on makes you wonder what is about to happen and better yet will allow you to truly decide if you will like what is about to happen to you or not. You will actually give what is about to happen you a chance and will not have any preconceived notions.


Friday, December 4, 2015
Bored in the Car - By Nicole
Sometimes being in the car for so long makes me so bored, so I have to find ways to keep me from going crazy. While this happened a few years ago, it still gets me excited.
My ex boyfriend and I were moving for Dallas and had to travel drive all the way to Virginia. Talk about a long drive on that one. Well we made it about 6 hours from Dallas and I started to get antsy and slightly horny. I find that when I get bored, I get horny for some reason. So that means I get horny a lot :). So I went to my bf and said I'm bored and am getting horny so I am going to give you a blow job now.
When I told him that, we almost crashed because he immediately gave me that look of are you serious right now. SoI took my hands and started to move them toward his shorts. Good thing he wasn't wearing pants because that would have been too much work to get that cock out. So I put my left hand down his shorts and pulled out his cock. His cock was nice, it was about 6 inches and a nice girth. Wasn't too fat or too skinny. I moved my head over to his cock and as soon as my mouth wrapped around his cock, he left out this moan of ecstasy and said I can not believe this is happening right now.
I could tell he was trying his best to focus on driving, but we were swaying from side and side and I looked up and saw his closing his eyes. He was moaning a lot and I was getting wet myself, so I slide my hand down my panties and started to play with my clit. I was bobbing my head up and down on that cock and rubbing it with my left hand while I was still rubbing my clit with my right hand.
He started to moan out that he was going to cum.
Bet your wondering if I spit or swallow. Guess you'll find out next time.
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Sissy Neil - by Blair
I have a sissy named Neil, but of course, he's too much of a girl to be referred to as Neil anymore! And therefore, I call him/her Nina.
So Nina is 5'3, 130lbs and has a 3 1/2 inch dick (No wonder why he wants to be a girl, his dick is practically a clit already!)
Nina is very obedient and loves when her mommy takes her out and shows her off to her friends. (me being her mommy of course). And I love to take her out and dress her up and visit with my friends so they can laugh at her and make her do girlie things.
We love to dress her up from head to toe. Stockings, panties and bras, make up, sexy heels, dresses, skirts, blouses, everything a woman should wear!
And we love to teach her how to be a sissy girl. Eventually she will have surgery and become a woman full time and marry a man. She will have kids (even though she will adopt). And she will know what it's like to truly be a woman.
In the meantime, I'd like her to start on hormones to start the transformation process. I think with a frame like hers, we could definitely get her into a C cup. Even with a little surgery :P
She can maintain her clitty for now, because it is fun to have a sissy girl. But when we are ready to release her into the 'wild' and find a steady man, then she can have the surgery.
for now, it's fun fun fun for her and cock cock cock galore!
So Nina is 5'3, 130lbs and has a 3 1/2 inch dick (No wonder why he wants to be a girl, his dick is practically a clit already!)
Nina is very obedient and loves when her mommy takes her out and shows her off to her friends. (me being her mommy of course). And I love to take her out and dress her up and visit with my friends so they can laugh at her and make her do girlie things.
We love to dress her up from head to toe. Stockings, panties and bras, make up, sexy heels, dresses, skirts, blouses, everything a woman should wear!
And we love to teach her how to be a sissy girl. Eventually she will have surgery and become a woman full time and marry a man. She will have kids (even though she will adopt). And she will know what it's like to truly be a woman.
In the meantime, I'd like her to start on hormones to start the transformation process. I think with a frame like hers, we could definitely get her into a C cup. Even with a little surgery :P
She can maintain her clitty for now, because it is fun to have a sissy girl. But when we are ready to release her into the 'wild' and find a steady man, then she can have the surgery.
for now, it's fun fun fun for her and cock cock cock galore!
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Instructions for Stroking your Dick - by Sarah
Today I decided to write out some instructions for stroking that I'd like you to do after reading this, or whenever you have time.
1. If you have lube, get it and coat your entire cock with it, a nice generous glob, smeared all over your cock. Take your time, but no longer than 2 mins putting the lube on your cock, making it grow while you cover it.
2. Now take a few moments, maybe a minute or 2, and massage your balls, every once in awhile, going back up to your cock, stroking the shaft up and then down, and then back to your balls.
3. Stroke your dick 10 times up and down then take a 5 second pause. Do it again. Repeat this 5 times.
4. Jack your cock off as hard and fast as you can for the count of 20....
5. Slow it down a little for the count of 20...
6. Speed it up for another 20 seconds.
7. move to your balls. and give them a tug and a massage.
8. Now stroke your cock till you cum...
ENJOY!
1. If you have lube, get it and coat your entire cock with it, a nice generous glob, smeared all over your cock. Take your time, but no longer than 2 mins putting the lube on your cock, making it grow while you cover it.
2. Now take a few moments, maybe a minute or 2, and massage your balls, every once in awhile, going back up to your cock, stroking the shaft up and then down, and then back to your balls.
3. Stroke your dick 10 times up and down then take a 5 second pause. Do it again. Repeat this 5 times.
4. Jack your cock off as hard and fast as you can for the count of 20....
5. Slow it down a little for the count of 20...
6. Speed it up for another 20 seconds.
7. move to your balls. and give them a tug and a massage.
8. Now stroke your cock till you cum...
ENJOY!
Friday, November 27, 2015
Choosing a bar that's right for you
The rest of this article is available at: http://www.theadultsonlystore.com
It includes more definitions of each one and over 10 other bra types and definitions!
Bra Styles - Definition of Bra Types
Women's bras come in a variety of shapes, styles and sizes to serve a variety of functions, from lift and support to minimizing the breast size and much more. MyFineLingerie.com has attempted to compile and explain the differences between bra styles and bra types. If you wish to learn more about how to measure one's bra size and how to correct common bra fitting problems, our http://www.theadultsonlystore.com for the rest of this article
Adhesive Bra
Adhesive bras are comprised of bra cups with medical grade adhesive on one side, which allow for the adhesive bra to be worn several times. Adhesive bras provide little support, however, they help fill out the bust as well as conceal the nipple under light fabrics.
Backless Bra
The backless bra, as one may surmise, has no back and may also have no straps. A backless bra is usually self adhesive, lightweight and self supporting. It is the perfect bra when wearing low back and backless garments as well as off the shoulder apparel.
Balconette Bra
The Balconette bra is similar to the half cup bra, however, provides just a bit more coverage and provides a sexuer, more alluring look. The middle of the balconette bra is slightly different in design to the half cup bra and appears not to be as straight across the bust, which helps provide shape and support
Full Cup Bra
The Full Cup bra covers the entire breast and makes a bra look larger than it is. The full cup is designed to give more support for the breasts, this is very important to help keep the shape and fullness of the breast.
Front Fastening Bras / Front Closure Bra
Front fastening bras are said by some to be more convenient than back fastenings as the clasps are easier to use and see. Struggling with hooks around the back can be quite uncomfortable and awkward for some, as you can’t see what you’re doing. The hook and eye clasps are also quite small and they can be awkward to line up.
Nursing Bra / Maternity Bra
Maternity Bras are worn by women while pregnant and they are designed to help give as much support as possible while your breasts grow and fill out during pregnancy. We all gain a little weight during pregnancy and this extra weight helps to increase breast size, so you may find that you need to buy quite a few bras throughout the 9 months of pregnancy, and you will need to have support while they grow to help reduce sagging.
Push Up Bras
Contrary to popular belief there is a difference between the padded and push up bras. The push up has more padding in a slightly different place and so gives more lift and cleavage to the bust. This padding is usually in the form of inserts that fit into a pocket on the inside of each cup these inserts are sometimes called fillets.
Shelf Bra
A shelf bra is a bra with an underwire and a very small cup which does not cover the nipple. Apart from being extremely titillating to men, smaller breasted women can wear shelf bras in place of a bra if they want a "natural" look, but without the sagging. If you want to go braless, but secretly wish you had some support, a shelf bra is the answer.
Strapless Bra
Of all bra styles, the strapless bra is the most technically challenging to design. Without straps, they must rely completely on the strength of the fabric, the design of the band, and the shape of the underwires to stay in place and provide support. A strapless bra without underwires is a bandeau and has no significant support.
Underwire Bra
The underwired bra is designed to give added support and shape to the bust, and help to reduce any sagging. Underwired bras can be very sexy and elegant in their design and fit. Some styles can give a seductive plunge look to the breasts.
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Cock sucking kinda night! - by Gia
Last night was totally a sucking cock kinda night
My boyfriend came home at about six, ready to be served, knowing what kind of mood I was in
As soon as he walked in, he sat down at the end of the couch and I got to work.
First I got on my knees so that I could undo his belt and jeans. Then I pulled out his rock hard rod.
Man! He was ready!
I smiled up at him and reached over to grab his balls with my left hand and his cock with my right. I looked right into his eyes as I leaned in and used my tongue to take the drop of pre-cum off the head of his cock.
I opened my mouth and took in his whole head, running my tongue in circles around the ridge.
Treating him like he was my own popsicle, I ran my tongue up and down the shaft slowly, giggling every time he twitched.
Then I eased my mouth over the head of his cock and slowly pulled as much of him in my mouth as possible. Slowly I moved up, sucking the whole way. I did this about five or six times and listened to him moan as he enjoyed my lazy, deliberate movements.
Suddenly, I dived down on his cock so hard it hit me in the back of my throat, causing me to gag and choke. I deep throated him as I sucked so hard it pulled the cum straight out of his balls so that he exploded.
Of course I swallowed every last drop
Then I leaned in and gave him a nice big kiss so I could share my snack.
Yummy.
Man! He was ready!
I smiled up at him and reached over to grab his balls with my left hand and his cock with my right. I looked right into his eyes as I leaned in and used my tongue to take the drop of pre-cum off the head of his cock.
I opened my mouth and took in his whole head, running my tongue in circles around the ridge.
Treating him like he was my own popsicle, I ran my tongue up and down the shaft slowly, giggling every time he twitched.
Then I eased my mouth over the head of his cock and slowly pulled as much of him in my mouth as possible. Slowly I moved up, sucking the whole way. I did this about five or six times and listened to him moan as he enjoyed my lazy, deliberate movements.
Suddenly, I dived down on his cock so hard it hit me in the back of my throat, causing me to gag and choke. I deep throated him as I sucked so hard it pulled the cum straight out of his balls so that he exploded.
Of course I swallowed every last drop
Then I leaned in and gave him a nice big kiss so I could share my snack.
Yummy.
Monday, November 23, 2015
Watching your girlfriend/wife getting fucked - Melanie
I find that this is a common fantasy, men who want to see their significant other get fucked by multiple men, maybe not at the same time, but they want to see them get fucked really hard. and frequently it's with black men.
One of my callers loves the idea of his wife getting fucked by younger black studs from the local college. He loves to hear how big those dicks are (obviously the bigger the better) and how they are stretching her open, making her gape, and of course she gags on those dicks in her mouth.
She loves those cocks and they certainly make her scream (which I know they would).
Another client loves when I talk about his ex wife's pussy. He says she has the perfect pussy, I think it looks like a piece of salami hanging there. One of my friend's calls it hamburger pussy.
And the funny thing is, he loves when we are truly honest with him and tell him how ugly she is and how ugly her pussy is as well.
Then he wants her fucked by other guys or for me to tell him stories of how she's fucked so many guys since they've been divorced that her pussy has gotten more stretched and used.
I hear a lot of calls about wanting to watch, usually these guys have much smaller dicks too. I think they like the idea of a "real" man fucking their wives :P
One of my callers loves the idea of his wife getting fucked by younger black studs from the local college. He loves to hear how big those dicks are (obviously the bigger the better) and how they are stretching her open, making her gape, and of course she gags on those dicks in her mouth.
She loves those cocks and they certainly make her scream (which I know they would).
Another client loves when I talk about his ex wife's pussy. He says she has the perfect pussy, I think it looks like a piece of salami hanging there. One of my friend's calls it hamburger pussy.
And the funny thing is, he loves when we are truly honest with him and tell him how ugly she is and how ugly her pussy is as well.
Then he wants her fucked by other guys or for me to tell him stories of how she's fucked so many guys since they've been divorced that her pussy has gotten more stretched and used.
I hear a lot of calls about wanting to watch, usually these guys have much smaller dicks too. I think they like the idea of a "real" man fucking their wives :P
Friday, November 20, 2015
Piggy tail butt plug - by Stacey
I have a client who loves to put a piggy tail butt plug up his ass and then squeal like a pig while he masturbates and cums on the phone for me.
Cracks me up every time!
Maybe I'll go into more about Denise the Dick Licker another time :P
Cracks me up every time!
Maybe I'll go into more about Denise the Dick Licker another time :P
Caged Bitch - By Brittany
Little Dougie masturbates too much so his wife put him in a cock cage. Now I have to say I would do the same thing! Especially if he's not fucking me on the regular!
I think all men should be in a cock cage! No man should touch their dicks without permission. I mean, you know you are subservient to women
Don't you believe that all men should worship their women? Do what they say? Be good little subs when need be?
I believe that a woman should dictate when a man masturbates. I talk on the phone to guys all day long and know for a fact they touch their dicks too much!
Now granted.... if I was to date a dominant man, that wouldn't be a problem, but when dealing with these jackoff boys, you just gotta to do what you gotta do!
Do you masturbate too much and need a woman to take control of your dick?
I think all men should be in a cock cage! No man should touch their dicks without permission. I mean, you know you are subservient to women
Don't you believe that all men should worship their women? Do what they say? Be good little subs when need be?
I believe that a woman should dictate when a man masturbates. I talk on the phone to guys all day long and know for a fact they touch their dicks too much!
Now granted.... if I was to date a dominant man, that wouldn't be a problem, but when dealing with these jackoff boys, you just gotta to do what you gotta do!
Do you masturbate too much and need a woman to take control of your dick?
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Cumming 3 times during a call - By Sarah
last night, I had this amazing call that got me off 3 times. AND it was only in like 20 mins lol. I must have been really horny, or this guy made me really hot!
To give you a quick run down of the call, it was actually not kinky or anything, just straight sex, but he was ALL about me, which I, and many girls adore! hehe and of course appreciate!
All he wanted to do was eat my pussy and hear me cum, and I was like, ok, I can do that :P If I only have to pay attention to me getting off, that makes my orgasms soooo much better!
So the first one came pretty quick. He was so detailed about how he'd eat me out, that it just really got me going. The second and third were a little harder, but I was so wet that that really helped.
Maybe this week I'll sit down and give you in detail how he said he'd eat me out and what parts really made me cum :P
To give you a quick run down of the call, it was actually not kinky or anything, just straight sex, but he was ALL about me, which I, and many girls adore! hehe and of course appreciate!
All he wanted to do was eat my pussy and hear me cum, and I was like, ok, I can do that :P If I only have to pay attention to me getting off, that makes my orgasms soooo much better!
So the first one came pretty quick. He was so detailed about how he'd eat me out, that it just really got me going. The second and third were a little harder, but I was so wet that that really helped.
Maybe this week I'll sit down and give you in detail how he said he'd eat me out and what parts really made me cum :P
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Zombie Brothel - By Stacey
So this one is going to sound super weird, but let me explain it and it won't sound so bad/gross :)
I'm a fan of zombie movies and was watching the Walking Dead and so of course I had a zombie dream, and wouldn't you know, it was at a brothel lol
so my zombies weren't like any other zombie I've ever seen. they weren't really dead persay, they still had thoughts and could talk, but they didn't know anything of their past self. It was like their brains worked and they thought and in fact, they had an actual army with tanks, but they had no compassion.
so in this dream the zombies actually take you and put you in a brothel to work. You didn't have a choice, you had to work for them or be turned.
Here I am, working for zombies, whom if you didn't know better, would think they were humans. And they call me in to do a 2 girl party with this one guy and his wife. I really don't know if they were zombies or not lol
and I'm not sure if I'm happy, or sad that it ended before we actually did anything haha
I'm a fan of zombie movies and was watching the Walking Dead and so of course I had a zombie dream, and wouldn't you know, it was at a brothel lol
so my zombies weren't like any other zombie I've ever seen. they weren't really dead persay, they still had thoughts and could talk, but they didn't know anything of their past self. It was like their brains worked and they thought and in fact, they had an actual army with tanks, but they had no compassion.
so in this dream the zombies actually take you and put you in a brothel to work. You didn't have a choice, you had to work for them or be turned.
Here I am, working for zombies, whom if you didn't know better, would think they were humans. And they call me in to do a 2 girl party with this one guy and his wife. I really don't know if they were zombies or not lol
and I'm not sure if I'm happy, or sad that it ended before we actually did anything haha
Sunday, November 15, 2015
Allaneh the BBC lover - By Stacey
This is what Allanah, a white sissy faggot bitch who loves big black cock had to say about "herself".
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"I'm a white sissy and a BBC whore. I love being humiliated by black men. Taking their loads in my faggot pussy feels so good. When it cums to black cocks I only go bareback. I wish one day I could get pregnant by a black stud."
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Now that's pathetic! Gotta love these BBC lovers who want to be real women and who want to get pregnant by these black men. I think they love the idea of having a black baby because then every one would know they've been black bred!
Think about how humiliating it would be to be walking down the street with your black baby and people wondering how long you've had your adopted baby. And you have to tell them that a black man bred you!
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"I'm a white sissy and a BBC whore. I love being humiliated by black men. Taking their loads in my faggot pussy feels so good. When it cums to black cocks I only go bareback. I wish one day I could get pregnant by a black stud."
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Now that's pathetic! Gotta love these BBC lovers who want to be real women and who want to get pregnant by these black men. I think they love the idea of having a black baby because then every one would know they've been black bred!
Think about how humiliating it would be to be walking down the street with your black baby and people wondering how long you've had your adopted baby. And you have to tell them that a black man bred you!
Friday, November 13, 2015
Who wants to be my bitch tonight - By Vicki
This is what one of my little bitches asks his mistresses or as he says "mommies". He wanted me to blog about him and tell all his dirty secrets.
So he wants his mommy to make him abuse himself! I love that, less dirty work I need to do :)
He wants to be told to chock himself, pinch his nipples, slap himself, basically all around abuse. Make him hurt himself for his mommy! What a pathetic little bitch boy.
And of course, since he's a pathetic worthless piece of shit, he's told to insult himself, I think that putting himself down makes him believe it more, and then he'll really know and live that way.
So he wants his mommy to make him abuse himself! I love that, less dirty work I need to do :)
He wants to be told to chock himself, pinch his nipples, slap himself, basically all around abuse. Make him hurt himself for his mommy! What a pathetic little bitch boy.
And of course, since he's a pathetic worthless piece of shit, he's told to insult himself, I think that putting himself down makes him believe it more, and then he'll really know and live that way.
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Fur Coat Masturbation - By Stacey
One of my callers wants me to masturbate with a fur coat. Now I told him that I've done it before, but in truth I have not.
So I'm not sure how that would go. How would a fur coat feel on your clit? Would I be able to cum with it? I'm not sure exactly how that works but I'm actually excited to try it. So I'm hoping he calls to play to teach me how to do it, because I'd hate to try it and then it doesn't work and me not be interested in trying it again.
I did once have a guy who liked to talk about rubbing a fur coat all over his cock, balls and asshole before.
Anyone done this before? Masturbated with a fur coat or got someone else off with one?
do tell if so!!
So I'm not sure how that would go. How would a fur coat feel on your clit? Would I be able to cum with it? I'm not sure exactly how that works but I'm actually excited to try it. So I'm hoping he calls to play to teach me how to do it, because I'd hate to try it and then it doesn't work and me not be interested in trying it again.
I did once have a guy who liked to talk about rubbing a fur coat all over his cock, balls and asshole before.
Anyone done this before? Masturbated with a fur coat or got someone else off with one?
do tell if so!!
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Phone sex at the Grocery Store - By Blair
So the other day I was on and I thought I signed out, so I went to the store. Well while I was walking into the store (you know by where the carts are) and my phone rang and I saw that it was Pleasure Playpen calling, and I felt bad not answering it, so I picked up.
I walked back to my car and started talking the caller. After a few minutes he said he was close so I got out of my car and started to walk to the store as he was cumming. I was about to say goodbye just as I was back where the carts were and he said "I think I want to go again."
It took him only like 3 mins the first time (lol) so I figured, by the time I got to my car and sat down he'd be done, and no one was in the shopping cart area so I figured I'd stay on the line.
Well, I ended up doing the call there and was trying my best to talk as low as possible, thankfully it wasn't one where I had to cum and moan lol or that would have been awkward!
It was just me telling him how to stroke. I kept looking through the doors that led inside and the ones that led out just in case someone was going to come in. Thankfully I was in the exit by the pharmacy where apparently no one walks through lol
He was another 3 mins, so it wasn't bad. but it was fun and sorta funny too!
I walked back to my car and started talking the caller. After a few minutes he said he was close so I got out of my car and started to walk to the store as he was cumming. I was about to say goodbye just as I was back where the carts were and he said "I think I want to go again."
It took him only like 3 mins the first time (lol) so I figured, by the time I got to my car and sat down he'd be done, and no one was in the shopping cart area so I figured I'd stay on the line.
Well, I ended up doing the call there and was trying my best to talk as low as possible, thankfully it wasn't one where I had to cum and moan lol or that would have been awkward!
It was just me telling him how to stroke. I kept looking through the doors that led inside and the ones that led out just in case someone was going to come in. Thankfully I was in the exit by the pharmacy where apparently no one walks through lol
He was another 3 mins, so it wasn't bad. but it was fun and sorta funny too!
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Vanilla Sex - Giving Head - By Amber
Sometimes I like things just vanilla.
And my favorite vanilla sex act is giving head. And I have to say that I give excellent head!
So when I am planning on giving head, and only head I have a bit of a routine.
It's starts out with me leaning next to you, my one leg wrapped over your leg. My hand around your neck, my other hand hand running up and down your shirt, down your chest and stomach then back up under the shirt. Them down over your pants or boxers. I love teasing a cock and just rubbish my hand over clothing before taking it out. I love feeling it grow.
Then I take out his cock and as I look up at you I lean down and gently out my lips around that cock.....
Want to hear more? Call me :)
Saturday, November 7, 2015
Tried a new way to have sex tonight - by Brittany
So tonight my fuck buddy and I tried something new.
For me, I just like sex, so sometimes I just want to have sex to have sex and not cum, other days, I am in desperate need for an orgasm. today was just a day I wanted to fuck lol
so I'm spooning with the FB and he is jamming his thumb (he's got huge hands) into my pussy and rubbing my clit to make me wet, while he's biting on my eat.
needless to say his big thumb inside of me got me wet QUICK.
So he takes his hard cock and he's sliding up and down my slit which is soaking wet and super slippery :P
I'm waiting for him to slide it in but he doesn't, so I start to rub my clit (because that's the only way I can cum, is cliterally).
Just feeling the bare skin of his dick (no condom) against my slit.... not knowing if he was going to slide it in or not got me so fucking excited that within minutes I was ready to cum!
He finally did slide his dick inside of me and started to thrust lightly, but I couldn't take it anymore, I needed every inch inside of me so I flipped him onto his back and started to ride him, rubbing my clit the whole time.
I came in under a minute while on top of him lol
It was soooooooo good! such a great way to build up an orgasm!
And I'm sure you're wondering how I finished him off?
Well, I sucked all my pussy juices off of his cock and sucked him dry!!
For me, I just like sex, so sometimes I just want to have sex to have sex and not cum, other days, I am in desperate need for an orgasm. today was just a day I wanted to fuck lol
so I'm spooning with the FB and he is jamming his thumb (he's got huge hands) into my pussy and rubbing my clit to make me wet, while he's biting on my eat.
needless to say his big thumb inside of me got me wet QUICK.
So he takes his hard cock and he's sliding up and down my slit which is soaking wet and super slippery :P
I'm waiting for him to slide it in but he doesn't, so I start to rub my clit (because that's the only way I can cum, is cliterally).
Just feeling the bare skin of his dick (no condom) against my slit.... not knowing if he was going to slide it in or not got me so fucking excited that within minutes I was ready to cum!
He finally did slide his dick inside of me and started to thrust lightly, but I couldn't take it anymore, I needed every inch inside of me so I flipped him onto his back and started to ride him, rubbing my clit the whole time.
I came in under a minute while on top of him lol
It was soooooooo good! such a great way to build up an orgasm!
And I'm sure you're wondering how I finished him off?
Well, I sucked all my pussy juices off of his cock and sucked him dry!!
Friday, November 6, 2015
Anal, Oral, Vaginal - by Paige
I am sitting here thinking which form of sex i like better. Anal, Oral or Vaginal (ie: regular)
I do honestly crave sucking cock, i sometimes will text a bf telling him to drop his pants when he gets home right inside the door because ill be there waiting on my knees
regular sex of course is amazing and if i'm rubbing my clit at the same time, i have an even more intense orgasm if it's im cumming no a cock and not on a dildo :P cumming on a cock is so much better than a dildo!
then there's anal.... even though i dont have it too often (maybe once a month) but my orgasm is fantastic when im getting fucked an i cum
hmmm... so this is really a tough decision!
i'm leaning towards anal. it definitely gives me the best orgasms :P
I do honestly crave sucking cock, i sometimes will text a bf telling him to drop his pants when he gets home right inside the door because ill be there waiting on my knees
regular sex of course is amazing and if i'm rubbing my clit at the same time, i have an even more intense orgasm if it's im cumming no a cock and not on a dildo :P cumming on a cock is so much better than a dildo!
then there's anal.... even though i dont have it too often (maybe once a month) but my orgasm is fantastic when im getting fucked an i cum
hmmm... so this is really a tough decision!
i'm leaning towards anal. it definitely gives me the best orgasms :P
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Family Fun - by Allison
I'm not sure how explicate I can be on here, but oh well lol.
So I just finished a call with a guy who loves the idea of fucking my mom and my sister.
I love to give him detail of what my mom and my sister look like, what we are wearing, and then intimate details of how we fuck each other
I'm not going to be too specific on those details here, you'll have to call to get more.
Just wanted to let you know of something I'm into. It gets me sooooo hot to think of all the nasty things my family can get into!
So I just finished a call with a guy who loves the idea of fucking my mom and my sister.
I love to give him detail of what my mom and my sister look like, what we are wearing, and then intimate details of how we fuck each other
I'm not going to be too specific on those details here, you'll have to call to get more.
Just wanted to let you know of something I'm into. It gets me sooooo hot to think of all the nasty things my family can get into!
Monday, November 2, 2015
November 2015 Promo
We are offering an awesome promo for the month of November!
We will keep track of all the calls you take and add up all the minutes you talked for at the end of the month...
The caller with the most accumulative minutes for the month gets 100 FREE minutes!
The 2nd place caller with the most accumulative minutes gets 25 FREE minutes!
All minutes must be used in the month of December. And the winners will be posted here and on our website so that you know you won (by first name and last initial only).
Call now! 1-877-4A-FUN-GIRL
We will keep track of all the calls you take and add up all the minutes you talked for at the end of the month...
The caller with the most accumulative minutes for the month gets 100 FREE minutes!
The 2nd place caller with the most accumulative minutes gets 25 FREE minutes!
All minutes must be used in the month of December. And the winners will be posted here and on our website so that you know you won (by first name and last initial only).
Call now! 1-877-4A-FUN-GIRL
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