My life as a Peepshow dancer - Vegetable Man - by Bella

So I was working at a peepshow where we had the first Exotic Dancers union. It was during my short stint as their shop steward that I started to notice the same guy every Wed and Fri night coming in with a giant brown bag full of HUGE zucchinis, cucumbers, squash, and carrots. In the corner booths of the peepshow everyone including customers can see you due to the angle of the glass and mirrors. The corner booths (there were 2) were designed mostly for couples and exhibitionists.

Well the "Green Grocer" was definitely an exhibitionist. He would knock on the glass to get our attention. Then he would put his bag down, take off his pants, and proceed to lubing up large vegetables. He would stand up turn around or sit on his ass with his legs up and shove the gigantic produce up his ass. I mean impressive. Melons, you name it. I saw produce so large that I had no idea what they were and if I did they were 3/4 up an ass anyway I would have no way of identifying it. And the gape this guy would get after removing such a humongous object! Hats off to the Green Grocer.